Morning Matters

• Obama promises 600,000 new federal employees.
  
• Amtrak police arrest man who says he was taking pictures for an Amtrak photo contest.
  
• Indiana Court of Appeals strikes down Internet sex sting convictions, finds that in order to be guilty of attempted sex with a minor, the victim must be an actual minor, not an undercover police officer. A solicitation charge against the man will stand.
  
• Connecticut judge drives drunk, drifts out of lane while in a construction zone, hits a parked police car, and unleashes barrage of racial insults shortly after the accident. Her sentence? An alcohol education program. The charge will be erased if she stays clean for a year.
  
• Not particularly interesting: Former Ft. Lauderdale city commissioner has his bike stolen. Interesting-er: While in office, commissioner created mandatory bike registration system, on the theory that forcing city residents to register bikes would deter theft. Interesting-est: When reporting the theft, the former commissioner had to admit to police that he hadn’t registered his own bike.
  
• Burglars dressed as cops invade home in DeKalb County, Georgia.
  
• Police in D.C. caught on tape stealing from the city’s Toys for Tots program.
• Man turns 50, gets his AARP card, gets called up and deployed to Iraq. He retired from the military 15 years ago.
  

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